What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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