even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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