Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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