I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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