Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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