Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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