Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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