Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM VODKA MAN
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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