glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm really busy with my period
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