lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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