i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
My feet surprised me
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