last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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