Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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