Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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