And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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