The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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