You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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