I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
dude. I can hear the air.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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