it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
it's great music for shaving your balls
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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