Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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