so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.