3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Welp...herpes.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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