I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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