Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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