life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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