Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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