I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
this beer tastes like vomit already
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Watching her eat just hurts me
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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