Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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