we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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