Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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