I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
be right there i have to get my cape
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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