He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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