even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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