they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
