i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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