I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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