what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.