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  You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?

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  That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there

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  It's my parent's restaurant

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  How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He had one of those small greek statue penises

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.

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• (916): View more from California

  It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants

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