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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  All of his creepy stalker friends want you too

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• (360): View more from Washington

  If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.

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• (415): View more from California

  He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.

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  i mean i let him but still...

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  whatcha doing?

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  lying in bed pretending to be a slug

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