I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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