I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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