I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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