we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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