apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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