508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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