508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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