would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and she was petting her beer can
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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