I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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