Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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