He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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