Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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