Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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