It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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