Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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