Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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