So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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