To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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