sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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