Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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